2014 Classic: The Tourist
“Is this the same light socket they use in the ‘Avengers’ movies?” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Classic: The Tourist
2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Addiction
Why was there tapping coming from every cubicle? Because a simple bird game was making everyone lose their minds and their focus. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Addiction
2013 Legacy: The “Grumpy Cat” Movie Deal
Why did a cat have an agent? Because in 2013, being a meme was a legitimate career path that led to book deals, commercials, and… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Grumpy Cat” Movie Deal
2012 Legacy: The Gangnam Style Marriage
Why is sex in 2012 like Psy’s music video? Because there’s a lot of yelling, some weird invisible horse riding, and after four minutes, everyone is confused and… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Gangnam Style Marriage
2012 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2012
Why did we build a basketball court? To prove that “Peace” is just a “Three-Pointer” away from reality. Part of the 33 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2012
2012 Classic: The Ear Exam
“I hear a static noise.” “That’s just the sound of the magnetic poles shifting.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse &… Read More »2012 Classic: The Ear Exam
2012 Legacy: One Direction
Why were the teen girls screaming? Because “What Makes You Beautiful” was on repeat, and they were convinced that Harry Styles was currently eating a… Read More »2012 Legacy: One Direction
2012 Vintage: The Chronicle Found Footage
A movie that proved that if teenagers got superpowers, they’d mostly just use them to pull pranks and then accidentally destroy a city. Part of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Chronicle Found Footage
2011 Archive: The Contagion Paranoia
I just watched a movie about a virus and now I’m washing my hands every time I see a door handle. Part of the 64… Read More »2011 Archive: The Contagion Paranoia
2010 Legacy: The Manhattan
“A sophisticated drink for a confusing year.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified