2012 Classic: The Ear Exam

“I hear a static noise.” “That’s just the sound of the magnetic poles shifting.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro06/26/2008 06:08Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Full_House_Michelle11/21/2011 03:29You got it, dude! Very funny.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/22/2014 00:53Silently laughing in the snow.

@Sailor_Moon_Cry06/12/2015 18:35In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr05/29/2008 05:42The magic man... is laughing!

@Me_Gusta_Face02/02/2009 19:06Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

@Web_2_0_Fan06/08/2013 08:43This is the future of humor!

@Retro_End_User01/27/2001 20:35The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.