2007 Classic: The Final Summary

Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a stylus? Just in case he needed to sign a “release form” in the afterlife.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Msdos_Commander06/26/2005 18:32C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/11/1995 12:19That still only counts as one laugh!

@Unix_Wizard01/18/1997 03:43sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Malware_Hunter04/26/1997 06:03Scanning... Laughs detected!

@Fight_Club_Member12/28/2003 14:41I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@GL_HF_Runner04/08/2001 23:15Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!