A movie that proved that if teenagers got superpowers, they’d mostly just use them to pull pranks and then accidentally destroy a city.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!