Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl has a pop song. 2009 is the year of the TV-to-Pop crossover.
Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2009 Blue-Screen Era archive. Historically Verified
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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!