2001 Legacy: The “Embedded Reporter” Concept
Why did it start? To make sure that the war looked exactly like a Hollywood movie, just with more dust and fewer retakes. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The “Embedded Reporter” Concept
2001 Legacy: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Buffer
2000 Archive: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2000! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Archive: The Dwayne
2000 Legacy: The Hollow Man invisibility
Why Kevin Bacon? For proving that if a man becomes invisible, the first thing he’ll do is stop being a professional scientist and start being… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Hollow Man invisibility
1999 Legacy: The Green Mile Tears
Why Michael Clarke Duncan? For a movie so long and sad that by the time it ended, the audience felt like they had served a… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Green Mile Tears
The Blockbuster Late Fee (1998)
“Be kind, rewind.” – The only phrase that could save you from a $5 fine and a judgmental look from the guy behind the counter.
1998 Legacy: The Rolling Rock
A guy orders a Rolling Rock and asks what the “33” means. The bartender says, “It’s the number of people who asked that today.” Part… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Rolling Rock
1998 Archive: The Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa Race
Why was everyone at the BBQ checking the box scores? Because the Home Run race was the only thing more explosive than the fireworks. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Mark McGwire vs. Sammy Sosa Race
1998 Vintage: The “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”
Steven Tyler is screaming about not wanting to sleep, and frankly, after seeing that asteroid movie, I don’t blame him. Part of the 74 Observational… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”
1997 Legacy: The Desk Fan
Why was the office so windy? The beige computers were generating more heat than a small sun. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Desk Fan