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1998 Vintage: The “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing”

 Steven Tyler is screaming about not wanting to sleep, and frankly, after seeing that asteroid movie, I don’t blame him.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@South_Park_Cartman05/11/2013 13:43Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Doom_Marines08/01/2009 07:06Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Mean_Girls_Regina02/26/1996 00:27Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Student_Life_0112/20/2003 16:30Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Pizza_Pizza_9909/17/2011 12:28Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Abe_Sapien_Fan12/24/2015 04:32I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
@MTV_Unplugged06/02/2006 14:44Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@G_I_Joe_Real04/23/2015 15:51And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Annoying_Orange06/29/2011 19:41Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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