Steven Tyler is screaming about not wanting to sleep, and frankly, after seeing that asteroid movie, I don’t blame him.
Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
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Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
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