Why the flip phone? Because Adele returned after four years to break the internet, selling 3.3 million copies of 25 in one week and making everyone call their ex just to say they were sorry for everything.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2015 “Hello, Hotline Bling & The Pimp A Butterfly” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2023 “Eras, AI Drake & The Pink Summer” Edition
In 2023, the music world was owned by two women: Taylor Swift, wh...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road, Bad Guy & The Truth Hurts” Edition
In 2019, the music industry was officially hijacked by a 6-second...read more »
2025 Archive: The GTA VI Soundtrack Fever
Why the synth-wave? Because the first tracks from the Vice City r...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Billie Eilish “Blue” World Tour
Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
2025 Archive: The Paramore “Grammy Year”
Why the independence? For the band proving they are better, tight...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Arctic Monkeys “Live at the Ritz”
Why the raw sound? For the band ditching the lounge-pop to return...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2004 “American Idiot, Yeah! & The Emo Revolution” Edition
In 2004, the music world was divided into three camps: the "Dirty...read more »
38 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club, Crazy In Love & The Indie Uprising” Edition
In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2022 “Renaissance, As It Was & The Upside Down” Edition
In 2022, the music industry felt like a giant reunion party. Beyo...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 1995 “Flannels, Britpop & The Great Vinyl Funeral” Edition
In 1995, the music industry was a gold mine where record labels s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition
In 2016, the music industry felt like a rollercoaster designed by...read more »
2024 Classic: The Lenny Kravitz “Blue Electric Light”
Why doesn't he age? The rockstar who at 60 still sounds (and look...read more »
42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2020 “Future Nostalgia, Folklore & The Bedroom Stage” Edition
In 2020, the music industry moved into our living rooms. Tours we...read more »
2025 Archive: The Olivia Rodrigo “Spilled Guts” Finale
Why the punk energy? For Olivia ending her world tour with a live...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!