2012 Legacy: The Mayan Calendar
Why was December 21, 2012, the most disappointing day in history? Because we all prepared for an apocalypse, but all we got was another Friday… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Mayan Calendar
2011 Archive: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m an IBM Programmer!” “Can you fix his heart?” “No, but I can make it play Chess.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Archive: The Emergency
2009 Classic: The Poet
“The filament’s ghost is a memory of a star.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The Bouncer
“You’re too drunk for this recession.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Matt Ryan “Matty Ice” Debut
Why was Atlanta so relieved? Because they found a rookie QB who could make them forget the Michael Vick drama in about three quarters. Part… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Matt Ryan “Matty Ice” Debut
2007 Classic: The Modem
I’m “connecting” at 3G speeds—life is fast! Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my top followers. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Chaos
Why did the vice principal look so defeated? Because a student managed to broadcast a low-quality rap ringtone via Bluetooth to five different phones simultaneously… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Chaos
2006 Archive: The Twitter Limit
A guy tries to tell a long story. The bartender says, “Sorry, I only listen to the first 140 words now.” Part of the 75… Read More »2006 Archive: The Twitter Limit
2006 Classic: The YouTube Stars
He wants to be a “vlogger.” I told him no one wants to watch a 10-minute video of him trying to decide which cereal to… Read More »2006 Classic: The YouTube Stars