2009 Classic: The Poet

“The filament’s ghost is a memory of a star.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SimCity_Mayor06/07/2015 10:43Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Jackass_Johnny03/20/2011 14:20Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Nyan_Cat_Space06/15/1998 11:56Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Best_Viewed_IE404/23/2001 02:27Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Spawn_Camper_J04/26/2011 09:09I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Forever_Alone_X01/16/2005 10:26At least I have my jokes to keep me company.