2020 Vintage: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Why “Old Town Road”? Because Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus are the duo that literally saved the year 2019. Part of the 40… Read More »2020 Vintage: Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
2019 Classic: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2019 Classic: The Honeydew
2019 Archive: The Death of al-Baghdadi
Why was the 2019 raid “Better than a Movie”? Because the President described it in such detail that the SEALs involved were worried they’d have… Read More »2019 Archive: The Death of al-Baghdadi
2019 Classic: The Scared Tree
Why did the oak tree go to the dentist? It needed a “root” canal. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town… Read More »2019 Classic: The Scared Tree
2019 Classic: The Popeyes Sandwich
Why did the man fly across three states? Just to wait in a 4-hour line for a Chicken Sandwich that he immediately posted to his Instagram Story… Read More »2019 Classic: The Popeyes Sandwich
2019 Classic: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
The group of eighth graders who showed up to school wearing oversized vintage fur coats they bought at a garage sale for five dollars to… Read More »2019 Classic: The Macklemore Thrift Shop Uniform
2018 Archive: The Number
I’m “counting” my wins. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it requires its own escort vehicle. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive.… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Suitcase
2017 Vintage: The Optimist
“Finally! Now I can’t see the ‘Low Battery’ warning on my phone!” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget Spinner Spin… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Optimist
2017 Vintage: The Little Pig
What do you call a pig that’s a painter? “Pig-asso.” Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified