Why did the vice principal look so defeated? Because a student managed to broadcast a low-quality rap ringtone via Bluetooth to five different phones simultaneously… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Chaos
I’m “selecting” my top followers. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
What was the most annoying sound of 2005? “Ring-ding-ding-da-ba-ba!”—the blue amphibian that haunted our ringtones and our nightmares. Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: The “Crazy Frog”
My surgeon walked in and asked if there were any cameras. I said no. He sighed and said, “Then why did I bother doing my… Read More »2005 Archive: The Grey’s Effect
I’m “swinging” by the water cooler. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
I’m the “pick” of the bunch. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
Why was it 2 inches big? Because in 2004, seeing the photo you just took was “Magic.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Archive: The Digital Camera Screen
A guy says, “I can see through time!” The bartender says, “That’s just the neon sign reflecting off your glasses.” Part of the 69 Bar… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Vodka Red Bull
Why did he win Best Actor? For proving that being afraid of germs, heights, and crowds is the most relatable thing on television. Part of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Tony Shalhoub “Monk” Debut
Why was the “Tuck Rule” the most famous law in America? Because it kept the Patriots alive in the snow, allowing a young Tom Brady… Read More »2002 Archive: The Patriots’ First Super Bowl
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