2002 Archive: The Sleep Study
“You stop breathing 12 times an hour.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you were planning on waking up.” Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Sleep Study
2002 Archive: The Patriots’ First Super Bowl
Why was the “Tuck Rule” the most famous law in America? Because it kept the Patriots alive in the snow, allowing a young Tom Brady… Read More »2002 Archive: The Patriots’ First Super Bowl
2001 Vintage: Michael Jackson (Invincible)
Why was the album called Invincible? Because in 2001, MJ believed that if he wore enough gold tape, he could stop time and the music critics.… Read More »2001 Vintage: Michael Jackson (Invincible)
2001 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did Quiero ser win? Because it’s the only time a movie about street children in Mexico gets a standing ovation from people in $10,000… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
2001 Vintage: The Harry Potter Book
She’s reading The Goblet of Fire. She told me I’m a “Squib.” I had to look it up. I’m offended. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Harry Potter Book
2000 Classic: The Rise of Putin
Why did the Russian military celebrate in 2000? Because after years of being paid in “Vouchers” and “Good Vibes,” they finally had a President who… Read More »2000 Classic: The Rise of Putin
2000 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 64 “bits.” Part of the 50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Bit
2000 Classic: The Whiskey Neat
A guy asks for a whiskey “without any digital interference.” Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Classic: The Whiskey Neat
1999 Classic: Lance Armstrong
Why was everyone wearing yellow? Because in 1999, we started believing in miracles on a bicycle, unaware of the pharmacy involved. Part of the 36… Read More »1999 Classic: Lance Armstrong
1999 Vintage: The Everquest Divorce
People are losing their real lives to a game that looks like a collection of pointy brown triangles. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Everquest Divorce