Why was the album called Invincible? Because in 2001, MJ believed that if he wore enough gold tape, he could stop time and the music critics.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!