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1999 Classic: Lance Armstrong

 Why was everyone wearing yellow? Because in 1999, we started believing in miracles on a bicycle, unaware of the pharmacy involved.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 1999 “Red Pill & Y2K” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Voodoo_3dfx01/17/2008 08:55The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Neo_The_One11/19/2003 07:34I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@StoneCold_31601/01/1995 06:11And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Bill_Nye_Fan03/24/2005 01:41Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Digimon_Tamer02/21/2006 22:03My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Fat_Bastard_Get12/27/1995 17:38Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Orange_Mocha_F10/04/2008 14:21Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Toolbar_Hater02/14/1999 12:00My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Second_Life_Avy02/13/2004 21:11In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

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