“You stop breathing 12 times an hour.” “Is that bad?” “Only if you were planning on waking up.”
Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition
In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »
2025 Archive: The Ear Exam
"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Heart
"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Generic 2
"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
But you have heard of this joke!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!