Why did the Russian military celebrate in 2000? Because after years of being paid in “Vouchers” and “Good Vibes,” they finally had a President who looked at a tank and didn’t see a “Relic,” but a “Statement.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The future is laughing at us.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Shut up and take my laughter!
Classic. Simply classic.