1999 Vintage: The Everquest Divorce
People are losing their real lives to a game that looks like a collection of pointy brown triangles. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Everquest Divorce
1998 Vintage: The Truman Show
My husband is convinced our neighbors are actors. I told him no one would pay actors to live in this neighborhood. Part of the 65… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Truman Show
1998 Classic: The X-Files Skeptic
“There is a perfectly scientific explanation for why this bulb is dead.” Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1998 Classic: The X-Files Skeptic
1997 Classic: The Rollerblade Lock
The cool kids chaining their plastic skates to the bicycle rack because the school board officially banned rolling inside the hallways. Part of the 36… Read More »1997 Classic: The Rollerblade Lock
1997 Legacy: Best Country Album
Why did The Road to Ensenada win? Because Lyle Lovett is the only man who can win a Grammy and look like he’s judging you… Read More »1997 Legacy: Best Country Album
1996 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather
Turning the dial on a wooden cabinet television so high that the neighbors three houses down know exactly what the humidity will be tomorrow. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Maximum Volume Weather
1996 Legacy: The Quincy Jones Production
Why did the show look so good? Because Quincy realized that if you treat the Oscars like a jazz festival, people might actually forget they’ve… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Quincy Jones Production
1996 Legacy: The Jim Carrey Presenter Moment
Why did Jim Carrey come out as a “serious” actor? To show that if you make $20 million a movie, you can afford to tell… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Jim Carrey Presenter Moment
1996 Classic: The Earth
I’m a geologist. I’m just grounded. Part of the 61 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Legacy: The Sony PlayStation
Why was the CEO late? He was busy “benchmarking” the new 3D processing power. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Sony PlayStation