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1998 Classic: The X-Files Skeptic

 “There is a perfectly scientific explanation for why this bulb is dead.”

Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J08/15/2014 09:04Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Cheers_Norm12/03/1995 02:41Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@DVD_Rom_King12/14/1995 16:45More capacity for humor on this site!
@Donnie_Darko_8806/07/2013 12:29Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink02/07/2007 20:09I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@MTV_Unplugged09/11/2002 18:42Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Woman_Yelling_C03/19/1999 22:01The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Fred_Channel_0612/16/2003 09:16HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat06/28/2008 11:39Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Filter_Fanatic07/23/1995 18:45This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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