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1997 Classic: The Rollerblade Lock

The cool kids chaining their plastic skates to the bicycle rack because the school board officially banned rolling inside the hallways.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1997 “Spice Girls, Tamagotchi Craze & AOL Instant Messenger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Shrek_Ogrelord11/13/2010 22:44Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Britney_Spears_Fan09/01/2005 21:01Oops, I laughed again!
@Simpson_Quotes11/26/2002 06:06D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Beavis_Butthead03/17/2009 13:56Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Married_With_Kids01/07/2001 20:55Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@SpiderMan_Peter02/06/2010 12:12My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@USB_Pioneer03/10/2009 07:41Plug and Play laughter!
@Speed_Racer_Go10/09/2006 08:11Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Old_School_Frank07/20/2011 21:31We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@I_See_What_You12/10/2013 09:15I see what you did there. Clever!

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