2005 Vintage: The Monkey

I’m “swinging” by the water cooler.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Yahoo_Directory07/21/2003 08:02Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Simpson_Quotes01/01/1995 19:55D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Scanner_Darkly07/12/2013 21:39I’m scanning this into my brain forever.

@MTV_Unplugged12/06/2012 22:25Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.

@Old_School_Frank01/18/2003 12:17We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Friday_Rebecca06/26/2002 13:17Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@First_World_P03/03/2007 11:04My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.

@GL_HF_Runner09/16/2010 09:44Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

@Mondo_Media_X03/28/1998 23:10Top tier web animation humor!