2011 Archive: The Emergency

“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m an IBM Programmer!” “Can you fix his heart?” “No, but I can make it play Chess.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

@Scream_Fan_9605/25/2013 23:14What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!

@Terminator_T80006/04/1998 09:31I’ll be back... to read this again.

@ICQ_Classic01/27/2000 10:27That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@G_I_Joe_Real01/06/2006 23:20And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Goonies_Never_D06/08/2004 04:34Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Beanie_Campbell09/06/2011 06:09True friendship is sharing a good joke.

@Construction_Dig02/09/2012 13:05Still digging for more humor!

@Flash_Game_Dev09/14/1996 23:30I should make a game about this joke.

@Streamer_Pro_9906/14/1998 03:57Thanks for the donation and the joke!