2012 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
Why Revelation Pt 1: The Root of Life? Because Stephen Marley is keeping the family tradition of “winning every Reggae Grammy” alive. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: Best Reggae Album
2012 Legacy: The Broken Fence
Why did the dad talk to the fence? He wanted to have a “gate” conversation. Part of the 44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 “End… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Broken Fence
2010 Archive: The Double Rainbow
I asked her, “What does it mean?!” She said, “It means it rained, Greg. Stop watching YouTube and help with the groceries.” Part of the… Read More »2010 Archive: The Double Rainbow
2010 Archive: The Angry Birds
A guy starts throwing ice cubes at the bar’s display of bottles. The bartender yells, “Stop!” The guy says, “Relax, I’m just trying to get… Read More »2010 Archive: The Angry Birds
2010 Vintage: The File
I’m “storing” my memories in the cloud. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Moon
I’m “phasing.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Classic: The “High School Musical 3” Vibe
Why was it a target? For bringing jazz hands to a place they never belonged: the big screen. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The “High School Musical 3” Vibe
2008 Archive: The Snake
I’m “hiss-terical” about the gas prices. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Bartender’s Tip
“I take cash, I don’t take IOUs from banks.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bartender’s Tip
2008 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest