Why the return? For the legends proving they could still thrash harder than kids half their age. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2016 Archive: The Metallica “Hardwired… to Self-Destruct”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice cream “Gotta catch ’em all!” Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Ice Cream
Why was everyone crying in the theater? Because after 32 years, Han Solo and Chewbacca walked onto a ship and said “Chewie, we’re home,” and… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Force Awakens Nostalgia
Why did the blonde try to wear her laptop as a hat? She heard “wearable tech” was the new fashion. Part of the 53 Classic… Read More »2014 Archive: The Wearables
Why the shadows? For a movie where the main character was the title, but the actor with the most screen time was actually Bryan Cranston’s… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Godzilla Tease
Why did a khaki suit cause a national emergency? Because in 2014, the only thing more polarizing than foreign policy was a President wearing a… Read More »2014 Classic: The Tan Suit Controversy
Why did the lawyer arrive three years late to court? He told the judge that due to “gravitational time dilation,” he had actually been early… Read More »2014 Classic: The Interstellar Defense
“If you can’t reach the bulb, do 30 mountain climbers on the ladder!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Archive: The Gym Teacher
Why Hugh Jackman? For proving that “Wolverine” can be even scarier when he’s just a dad with a hammer and a lot of questions. Part… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Whistle
She’s still got the fire. 2013 is a very combustible year for pop stars. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive.… Read More »2013 Archive: The “Burn” Ellie Goulding
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