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2013 Legacy: The Prisoners Whistle

Why Hugh Jackman? For proving that “Wolverine” can be even scarier when he’s just a dad with a hammer and a lot of questions.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2013 “Wolf’s Quaaludes, Frozen Ears & Space Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80006/12/2015 21:08I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Home_Alone_Kevin04/11/2001 12:43Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Men_In_Black_J06/10/2004 00:47Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Simpson_Quotes09/06/2000 01:25D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Thundercats_Ho09/30/1995 15:57Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Hacktivist_Fan07/20/2013 01:40Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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