2019 Legacy: The Ida
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be your friend! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Ida
2019 Classic: The TikTok Rise
Why did the dad start filming himself for 15 seconds? He thought he was having a “Tik-Tok-al” breakdown. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: The TikTok Rise
2019 Vintage: The Launch of AirPods Pro
Why did they look like Bellsprout? Because Apple added noise cancellation and “transparency mode,” officially making sure we never had to hear the outside world… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Launch of AirPods Pro
2018 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Vertical”
Why was the accountant holding his mouse like a joystick? Because his wrist “quit” and this was the only way to say “Save.” Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Mouse “Logitech MX Vertical”
2018 Legacy: The Scroll
I’m “rolling” through the patch notes. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Dua Lipa “New Rules”
Why the girl squad? For the song that gave every person in 2017 a checklist on how to handle their ex, effectively becoming the manual… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Dua Lipa “New Rules”
2017 Vintage: The Despacito Curse
Why did the traveler miss his boarding call? Because he was busy singing “Des-pa-cito” in the airport bar and realized he only knew three words… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Despacito Curse
2017 Archive: The 2017 Bitcoin Peak
It just hit $20,000! I’m a genius! (Wait, it just dropped to $13,000. I’m a disaster). Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner… Read More »2017 Archive: The 2017 Bitcoin Peak
2016 Classic: The 2016 Nintendo NES Classic
I just paid $60 for a tiny box that plays 30 games I already own on 5 other devices. Nostalgia is a drug. Part of… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Nintendo NES Classic
2016 Legacy: The Zootopia Suit
Why did the lawyer represent the fox? He argued that “predator status” was a protected class under the Equal Employment Opportunity Act. Part of the… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Zootopia Suit