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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

This one is a staple in American humor:

Gifted.

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@Hotmail_Original08/15/2013 07:58Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Clueless_Dionne04/07/2011 01:03Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/04/2010 23:33This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
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@LiveJournal_Deep02/15/2001 14:34Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
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6 thoughts on “What do you call a blonde with half a brain?”

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    User_263 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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