2016 Legacy: The Zootopia Suit

Why did the lawyer represent the fox? He argued that “predator status” was a protected class under the Equal Employment Opportunity Act.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »

In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

Making sure the family gets their fair share... of the bill.Where...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

@Doom_Guy09/15/1998 07:23Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Ace_Ventura_Pet06/12/1998 00:49Alrighty then! Super funny.

@StoneCold_31602/22/2009 01:47And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!

@Anchorman_Ron07/01/2013 00:02I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Leet_Speaker_7709/13/2002 11:207h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!