2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, getting to space is easy, but finding a “ride home” that doesn’t involve a… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
2024 Classic: The Chiefs’ Back-to-Back
Why was Patrick Mahomes smiling in Las Vegas again? Because the Chiefs won their second straight Super Bowl, proving that as long as Mahomes has… Read More »2024 Classic: The Chiefs’ Back-to-Back
2022 Archive: The Twitter Blue “Checkmark”
Why did the office jokester buy a “Verified” badge for $8? To pretend he was the “Official CEO of Procrastination.” Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2022 Archive: The Twitter Blue “Checkmark”
2022 Legacy: The Little Frog
What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Little Frog
2022 Legacy: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is “the temperature of a failed state.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Thermostat
2021 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2021
Why did we stop the program? Because we realized that “Winning Hearts” is hard, but “Winning Retweets” is much faster. Part of the 39 Military… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Hearts and Minds” of 2021
2021 Vintage: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer carry a paper brief and a tablet? To show he was “post-digital” and “retro-billable” at the same time. Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Power Move
2020 Vintage: Yo Mama Joke Archive
1995: ARCHIVED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The TikTok Rise
Why did the dad start filming himself for 15 seconds? He thought he was having a “Tik-Tok-al” breakdown. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes:… Read More »2019 Classic: The TikTok Rise
2019 Vintage: The Launch of AirPods Pro
Why did they look like Bellsprout? Because Apple added noise cancellation and “transparency mode,” officially making sure we never had to hear the outside world… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Launch of AirPods Pro