Why was Patrick Mahomes smiling in Las Vegas again? Because the Chiefs won their second straight Super Bowl, proving that as long as Mahomes has the ball, Taylor Swift has a reason to party and the rest of the NFL has a reason to be depressed.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Streaming" War
Why did I need six apps to watch one game? Because in 2025, the o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tush Push" Ban?
Why was the play finally gone? Because the NFL decided that "lega...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2013 “The King Retires & The Iron Man” Edition
In 2013, the sports world witnessed the end of a 26-year empire i...read more »
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Why was it the most watched film? Because we all wanted to see ho...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2017 “28-3 & The Swiss Renaissance” Edition
In 2017, the word "impossible" was officially removed from the di...read more »
The Cycling Gear
Spending $5,000 to look like a colorful sausage.I bought a profes...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
Why was the rest of the NFL living in a basement? Because Patrick...read more »
2025 Classic: The World Cup 2026 Countdown
Why were the stadiums in the US already changing their grass? Bec...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
That still only counts as one laugh!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.