What do you call a frog that’s a spy? A “croak-and-dagger” agent.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
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I want it that way... the funny way!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Actually, it IS a cool story!