I’m “hiss-terical” about the gas prices.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
A joke for the end of the world.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".