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2019 Vintage: The Launch of AirPods Pro

 Why did they look like Bellsprout? Because Apple added noise cancellation and “transparency mode,” officially making sure we never had to hear the outside world again.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper09/07/1997 21:58Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Dumb_And_Dumber03/21/2009 19:19So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Britney_Spears_Fan08/06/1998 11:53Oops, I laughed again!
@Incredibles_Dash01/31/1997 12:13That was super fast and super funny!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/05/2012 23:49Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Netscape_Now_B08/18/1996 08:48I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Railgun_Sniper05/20/2001 12:18I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Not_Bad_Obama05/31/2014 00:51Not bad. Not bad at all.

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