2007 Classic: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” with my gadget. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” bit of gossip. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did A Note of Triumph win? To show that World War II is still the most reliable topic for an Oscar voter. Part of… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
2006 Classic: The “Great Firewall” of China
Why were tech companies in trouble? Because Google and Yahoo! agreed to help China censor the internet, proving that “Don’t be evil” has a very… Read More »2006 Classic: The “Great Firewall” of China
2006 Vintage: The Twitter Hashtag
Why did the lawyer use #Objection? He thought it would automatically stop the witness from speaking in real life. Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Twitter Hashtag
2005 Legacy: The Madagascar “Move It”
I have a dream that one day I will go five minutes without hearing a lemur sing about moving his body. Part of the 66… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Madagascar “Move It”
2005 Legacy: Grey’s Anatomy (Debut)
Why were there so many doctors in elevators? Because Meredith and McDreamy made “hospital drama” the new reason to stay home on a Thursday night.… Read More »2005 Legacy: Grey’s Anatomy (Debut)
2005 Vintage: Tom Cruise on the Couch
Why did politicians love this? Because for one week, Oprah’s couch was more controversial than the federal budget. Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Vintage: Tom Cruise on the Couch
2004 Legacy: The “Toxic” Britney Energy
Why was the pool party so dangerous? Because Britney Spears made wearing a flight attendant outfit look like a valid patriotic choice for a summer… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Toxic” Britney Energy
2004 Classic: Ben Affleck’s Streak
Why was he nominated for Surviving Christmas? To prove that winning the previous year for Gigli wasn’t a fluke—it was a commitment to excellence in bad decision-making. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: Ben Affleck’s Streak