2005 Vintage: Tom Cruise on the Couch

Why did politicians love this? Because for one week, Oprah’s couch was more controversial than the federal budget.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did politicians propose a 3-day work week? To give people mor...read more »

Why was 2025 the year of the laptop hunt? Because nations realize...read more »

Politico gave out awards for the most "attention-thirsty" members...read more »

In 1995, politics felt like a game of Minesweeper—one wrong click...read more »

In 2005, the world became a video. It was the year of "Me at the ...read more »

In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »

In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »

Why were politicians afraid of ChatGPT? Because it turned out the...read more »

Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »

A climate summit in Dubai led by an oil company CEO—that's like a...read more »

In 2014, history decided to stop repeating itself and started mak...read more »

Why did governments start selling plots on Mars? Because after lo...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9901/30/2001 00:33Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Java_Script_Kid03/15/2008 18:52Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@Full_House_Lover09/28/2014 10:41You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Fight_Club_Tyler03/26/2006 03:22The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Dorm_Room_Hero11/03/2006 06:47My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Bam_Margera_Fan07/02/2015 01:01Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

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