2003 Classic: The End of 2003
Why did the employee smile? Because he realized he survived a year of “Finding Nemo” quotes without actually drowning. Part of the 66 Office Groaners:… Read More »2003 Classic: The End of 2003
2000 Classic: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way, I’ll stay here! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Hugo
1999 Classic: Best Male Rock Vocal
Why Lenny Kravitz for “Fly Away”? Because he wore leather pants so tight they probably helped him hit those high notes. Part of the 39… Read More »1999 Classic: Best Male Rock Vocal
1999 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight, open it! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Archive: The Theodore
1998 Legacy: The Apple
I’m a techie. I’m just taking a bite out of life. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Legacy: The Armageddon vs. Deep Impact Debate
Why was the 1997 firework show so tense? Because we spent the whole summer watching asteroids hit Earth on screen, making every “Big Boom” feel… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Armageddon vs. Deep Impact Debate
1997 Legacy: The Scared Elephant
Why do elephants never use computers? They’re afraid of the “mouse.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
Why Law & Order? For being the only show on TV where the “dun-dun” sound is more famous than most of the guest stars. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: Outstanding Drama
1997 Classic: The Balanced Budget Act Signing
Why did Bill use so many pens? Because he wanted to make sure every member of Congress had a souvenir of the day they stopped… Read More »1997 Classic: The Balanced Budget Act Signing
1996 Legacy: The AOL Screen Name
I spent cztery hours choosing “CoolGuy96” and now I have to live with the fact that this is my primary identity. Part of the 60… Read More »1996 Legacy: The AOL Screen Name