Why the return? For the legends proving they could still thrash harder than kids half their age.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why the futuristic flamenco? For the Spanish star proving once ag...read more »
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In 2017, the music industry became a global village with a very c...read more »
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In 2003, the music world revolved around diamond chains, white st...read more »
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2024 Classic: The Ticketmaster Meltdown (Oasis Edition)
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Why the zero-waste stadiums? Because Billie proved you could have...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.