Why the shadows? For a movie where the main character was the title, but the actor with the most screen time was actually Bryan Cranston’s wig.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
Shut up and take my laughter!
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