2009 Vintage: The Moon

 My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

 I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

 I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

 I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

 I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

 I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

 I’m "hiss-terical" about the glitches.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2003 was the year we learned that "fish are friends, not food." W...read more »

 I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »