2016 Archive: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Galaxy Note 7 Red” font? To show the client that this contract is about to “blow up” their bank account.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Small Print
2015 Legacy: The 50 Shades of Grey Movie
“The movie was so romantic!” “Honey, if I tried that hardware store stuff in real life, I’d be sleeping in the garage for a month.” Part of… Read More »2015 Legacy: The 50 Shades of Grey Movie
2015 Classic: The Amy Schumer
My wife thinks she’s a “Trainwreck.” I told her she’s more like a “Minor Fender Bender.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2015 “Apple… Read More »2015 Classic: The Amy Schumer
2015 Legacy: The Goosebumps
I told her the books are coming to life. She said, “The only thing ‘Goosebumpy’ is the skin on the chicken you left out on… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Goosebumps
2014 Vintage: The Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars “Uptown Funk”
Why the pink blazer? Because they created a song so catchy it effectively replaced “Happy” as the song played at every single event until the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Mark Ronson & Bruno Mars “Uptown Funk”
2013 Classic: The Lemon
I hope my new laptop isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Yahoo! Revamp
Why did the boss ask for “more purple”? Because Marissa Mayer was changing the logo, and he thought color was the key to a billion-dollar… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Yahoo! Revamp
2012 Archive: Super Bowl XLVI
Why was Eli Manning looking down on Tom Brady again? Because the Giants beat the Patriots in the final once more, proving that the younger… Read More »2012 Archive: Super Bowl XLVI
2012 Legacy: The 21 Jump Street Cop
“You have the right to remain… illuminated!” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The Siri Updates
Why did the blonde ask Siri to “find her brain”? Because she heard the new iOS update made Siri “smarter than ever.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Siri Updates