2007 Vintage: The Jerry Lewis Award
Why did he get the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award? Because after 50 years of Telethons, he finally got a trophy that doesn’t require a phone… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Jerry Lewis Award
2007 Archive: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “iPhone Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was an official Apple update. Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Archive: The Small Print
2006 Vintage: The Bar Snack
“Are these nuts organic?” “They’re 2006-standard: Salty and mysterious.” Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The “You’re Beautiful” James Blunt
Why did everyone get sad at sunset? Because James Blunt reminded us that we saw an angel on the subway, even though most of us… Read More »2005 Classic: The “You’re Beautiful” James Blunt
2004 Classic: The Al Pacino Quote
Why was his speech a hit? Because when Pacino says he has “the Triple Crown of Acting,” he technically becomes the God of Broadway. Part… Read More »2004 Classic: The Al Pacino Quote
2004 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Donald Rumsfeld? Because the Razzies felt that “Worst Supporting Actor” was a fair title for his role in the Iraq War narrative. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
2003 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas
“Where is the love?” “It’s in the fridge, right behind the mayo where you never look.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas
2003 Legacy: The New Year’s 2004
“My resolution is to spend more time in ‘The Club’ and less time in the emergency room for my ‘back issues’.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The New Year’s 2004
2003 Vintage: Worst Director
Why Martin Brest for Gigli? For directing a movie that was so bad it literally ended his directing career permanently. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2003 Vintage: Worst Director
2003 Legacy: The “Freedom Fries” Scandal
Why did the Congressional cafeteria rename French Fries? Because France said “Non” to the war, so the U.S. decided to hit them where it hurts:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The “Freedom Fries” Scandal