1995 Classic: Dustin Hoffman (Outbreak)

Why was he so afraid of monkeys? Because in 1995, we believed one sick capuchin could end civilization faster than the Y2K bug.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »

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In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »

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Why was everyone suddenly interested in tennis? Because Zendaya ...read more »

In 2005, the internet changed forever with a video of a guy at a ...read more »

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In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end according to th...read more »

Why was the internet melting down? Because a new family feud rem...read more »

Why was everything lime green in 2024? Because Charli XCX convin...read more »

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Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan08/26/2011 06:30Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Burning_CDs01/10/1995 06:13I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Eminem_Fan_0010/10/2001 11:51Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Frame_Set_Wizard10/10/1995 22:48I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@CompuServe_Classic11/27/2002 00:54Premium humor for premium members.

@Illidan_Blind04/03/2001 21:12I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Evolution_Dance09/18/2014 04:41The history of humor in one post.

@Boxxy_Queen11/28/2007 23:17I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!