2003 Legacy: The New Year’s 2004

“My resolution is to spend more time in ‘The Club’ and less time in the emergency room for my ‘back issues’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »

"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »

"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »

"She ghosted me!" "In 2025, that's not rejection, it's just her ...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan03/05/2004 15:03Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Buffy_Summers_9712/23/1999 13:12Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Nsync_Justin11/28/2012 22:29Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Avatar_Na_vi01/09/2014 15:01I see you... laughing!

@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/05/1995 23:07The magic man... is laughing!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/02/2013 22:45Laughing at the security of my own ribs!