2011 Vintage: The Launch of the Nintendo 3DS
Why was the screen blurry? Because Nintendo gave us 3D without glasses, and we all spent the first month squinting at Mario until we got… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of the Nintendo 3DS
2011 Archive: The Launch of Siri (iPhone 4S)
Why were we asking our phones about the meaning of life? Because Apple gave us a digital assistant that could set a timer, tell a… Read More »2011 Archive: The Launch of Siri (iPhone 4S)
2011 Vintage: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a creeper on my screen. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Wallpaper
2011 Vintage: Best R&B Album
Why Wake Up!? Because John Legend and The Roots reminded us that soul music is the best alarm clock. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2011 Vintage: Best R&B Album
2010 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a Facebook user whose friend didn’t ‘Like’ their status.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive.… Read More »2010 Archive: The Margarita
2010 Classic: Best Rap Song
Why “Run This Town”? Because when Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye are on a track, they actually do run the town. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2010 Classic: Best Rap Song
2009 Vintage: The Apple
I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPad (soon). Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Uber Concept
Why did the blonde think everyone was a taxi driver? She heard about a new thing called “Uber” and started hopping into random people’s cars… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Uber Concept
2009 Archive: The 500 Days of Summer Reality
Why the IKEA trip? For a movie that taught a generation of “nice guys” that just because a girl likes the same music as you,… Read More »2009 Archive: The 500 Days of Summer Reality
2007 Archive: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “iPhone Blue” font? He wanted the client to think the bill was an official Apple update. Part of the 49… Read More »2007 Archive: The Small Print