2013 Classic: The Lemon

I hope my new laptop isn’t a “lemon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "pointing" at the exit of the simulation.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "organizing" my virtual memories.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "fizzing" with 2025 energy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "cracking" the ultimate code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/16/1997 18:09Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Unix_Wizard10/17/2008 00:24sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!

@Emule_Donkey10/07/2003 14:29Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Rocket_Power_9910/02/2006 17:02We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Chain_Mail_Hater01/11/2001 07:13I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!

@Animated_Mail_G11/19/2013 07:23The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Dark_Web_Joker04/26/2008 17:25Found this on the deep end of the net.