Why was the box so thin? Because Apple decided that “environmentalism” meant we should all use our old chargers from 2015 while paying 2020 prices.… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Launch of the iPhone 12 (No Charger)
English US (Authentic/Era-accurate). Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
Why Carey Mulligan? For a movie that proved a nurse outfit and a notebook are the ultimate tools for revenge against “nice guys.” Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Promising Young Woman Suit
I’m “whining” about the travel ban. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
COMPLETED & SEALED. Part of the powrót archive. Historically Verified
Loudly complaining to the television set because the local country diner closed its self-serve soup bar, destroying a Sunday afternoon schedule that had been in… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Country Buffet Isolation Drama
I shouted the word in the living room. Nothing happened. My wife said, “Shazam! Your dinner is in the dog, go get a sandwich.” Part… Read More »2019 Classic: The Shazam!
“We redefined the kilogram, but we still can’t define why this bulb keeps flickering.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap… Read More »2018 Archive: The Scientist
Why so much tulle? Because half the actresses looked like they were being swallowed by very expensive, very pink cotton candy. Part of the 37… Read More »2018 Archive: Worst Dressed (The 2018 “Cloud” Trend)
I’m “pouring” through the stats. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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