2009 Vintage: The Apple

I’m “taking” a bite out of the iPad (soon).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "phasing."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan09/27/2006 04:44Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/05/2015 11:57I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/25/2003 06:57Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Flash_Intro_Hater01/21/1996 04:41Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@DMOZ_Volunteer08/14/1998 06:40Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Digg_Submitter_0510/31/1999 20:25Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

@Futurama_Fry_M09/10/1999 14:19Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

@iPhone_User_0705/13/1995 11:02There’s an app for that? No, just this site!