Why did everyone get sad at sunset? Because James Blunt reminded us that we saw an angel on the subway, even though most of us were just stuck in Fourth of July traffic.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The The White Lotus
Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »
2024 Classic: The IF (Imaginary Friends)
Why was the chair next to you "occupied"? Because John Krasinski ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat 2 Movie
Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition
In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Launch
Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Why was Grandpa looking for a clock? Because Harrison Ford return...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Still digging for more humor!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!