Why was Eli Manning looking down on Tom Brady again? Because the Giants beat the Patriots in the final once more, proving that the younger Manning has a cheat code for beating Belichick’s “Empire.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
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51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition
In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "A-Rod" Timberwolves Saga
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The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
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2025 Classic: The Manchester City "115" Verdict?
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In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »
2025 Legacy: The NBA’s $76 Billion TV Deal
Why did the basketball hoops start looking like giant dollar sign...read more »
The Boxing Match
A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Non-Stop" Soccer Calendar
Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »
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The Marathon Struggle
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2025 Classic: The Mahomes Three-Peat Chase
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.