2017 Legacy: The “Mooch” (Anthony Scaramucci)
Why did he only last 11 days? Because he burned brighter than a supernova and talked faster than a New York minute, proving that in… Read More »2017 Legacy: The “Mooch” (Anthony Scaramucci)
2017 Vintage: The Bar Snack
“Are these nuts organic and blockchain-verified?” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The Craft Gin
“This gin was made with botanicals from a forgotten garden.” “That’ll be $20.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election”… Read More »2016 Classic: The Craft Gin
2016 Legacy: Record of the Year
Why “Uptown Funk”? Because it’s the only song that is legally required to be played at every single event where people are wearing shoes. Part… Read More »2016 Legacy: Record of the Year
2016 Vintage: The Smartwatch Pulpit Hijack
Watching the tech-savvy head pastor attempt to read his Sunday homily off a sleek new smartwatch, only for his wrist to flash brightly and vibrate… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Smartwatch Pulpit Hijack
2013 Archive: The Minions Everywhere
Why was the breakroom covered in yellow? Because 2013 was the year you couldn’t escape those little pill-shaped office mascots. Part of the 74 Office… Read More »2013 Archive: The Minions Everywhere
2011 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why “Need You Now”? Because Lady Antebellum (now The Lady A) wrote the official anthem for 2:00 AM “I miss you” phone calls. Part of… Read More »2011 Vintage: Record of the Year
2009 Legacy: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Frog
I’m “leaping” ahead. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The Star Trek (Reboot) Fan
One, but it’s a younger, lens-flare-filled version of the old bulb. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2009 – The Blue Avatar Glow archive.… Read More »2009 Classic: The Star Trek (Reboot) Fan